my new job is a day dream. no one is passive aggressive and no one gas lights me. everyone is lovely. on my second day trainer said, "you're a natural! it feels like you've been here a month." my new boss looks like juno temple. and i get a $25 gift card every time i make a cross sale.

i went through the starbucks drive through on the way home from our branch meeting this morning cause baby i'm worth it and they said the car in front of me paid for me. i asked if i could pay for the car behind me and they said, "yes! you're the fourth one!" TOM is in town so i maybe teared up a little. the guy behind me looked like michael keaton (everyone in my life is a movie star), so you're welcome michael keaton.

we didn't love the pinot noir, as you can tell, but it turns out that man from u.n.c.l.e. is a great movie to have your first drink to. i keep finding recommendations for good wines but you can't buy them here because mormon legislators.

i messaged kate kelly and told her that my realization that i could be childless by choice can actually be traced directly back to her and that as a result of that decision i've recovered from depression. i don't care what none of ya'll say, i still love her.

i haven't been this happy in a very long time.

four things

1. say hello to the newest employee of your local credit union!! my first day was yesterday.

2. i am dying to get my passport. no plans to go anywhere in particular, just love the idea that if i wanted to, i could.

3. my brother suggested we take a krav maga class together. now i'm obsessed with getting a punching bag, too. i couldn't know but maybe this is related to number two and how i will need a passport to be an international spy some day (my ultimate back up plan).

4. the calvin klein underwear campaign is totally working on me. i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it.