no womenz colorz plz

boss: "we switch colors every time so we can tell it's the updated version of the document. maybe we should do pink next!"

co-worker (man): "oh, that'd be cool!"

me: "pink would be great."

boss: "i'm joking."

co-worker: "i'd be ok with it!"

boss: "i'm not okay with it."

co-worker: "well our football team wears pink wristbands and sometimes other things to show support and stuff--"

boss: "oh, so that's why we're not winning."

(super awkward silence. no courtesy laughs for you, boss)