stupid shit my employees (two male prospective business majors) said lately:

they are both in a public speaking class, and they were brainstorming at the last minute what to give informative speeches on. one of them told the other: "you should give your speech on how to be a woman."

after they finished bashing public speaking they once again rehashed how neither of them is likely to get into their program, or any business program (because they are both failing everything). they started looking at other majors and minors and saying things they would do as a back up. ("geology dude!! easiest major that starts you off at 100k. my cousin's doing it." "but there's an entire class just on groundwater..........") finally they came to the women's studies minor.

"women's studies. hmm."
"what, are you serious?"
"yeah, it's totally a thing. let's look at the classes." he starts listing them off and when he gets to 'women in art' the other one says--
"yeah, i could never survive that. i don't think so."
"huh. women's studies. really? why don't they have a men's studies?'

"why don't they have a men's studies?'
"why don't they have a men's studies?'
"why don't they have a men's studies?'
"why don't they have a men's studies?'
"why don't they have a men's studies?'

(this has been brought to you by how this will forever echo in my head when i look at his face and never be able to take him seriously again)